Mums, Bubs and Me!

At last I can yell it, and yell it LOUD! My lovely wife and I have a little one on the way. Don't rush all your questions at once. You will, I am sure, have them all answered in ample time. Like now.

Due? 27 August 2007
Boy or Girl? Don't mind - won't be finding out until it says "WAAAAAAAAAAA!".
Names? Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie that's long for mud, so I've been told.
Can I touch your tummy? Yes, you can touch my tummy, it turns me on. Touch my wife's tummy and I smash you with my fist.
Can I buy you a beer? Yes, yes you can. Get me a cigar while you are at it. And a martini.
Are you happy? What do you think? Of course I am...
Has she been sick yet? No, and how important is it to know that? 'He, he, he she has been sick. Oh, poor dear.' Poor you. Have you been sick yet? I was sick once. Were you sick once? Oh, poor you...
Has she got cravings? Yep, big time. All she wants to do is smoke ciggies and drink beer. You idiots - how many times do you have to be told that you will have a deformed baby. Wake up to yourself. In fact stop rooting and help us along with our positive evolution.

I will be back with more progress, and who knows I might do up a serious blog and link to it from here. People might actually read that one.

See ya...